The highly anticipated Primera Nacional, Group A clash is set to tip off at an undisclosed location this Sunday, April 13, 2025. Those who are keen on predicting the victor will find this comparison quite insightful, if a tad cheeky. Strap yourself in; this isn't just football - this is football with a twist!

In their last two showdowns, Quilmes Atlético Club has been on a roll like butter on warm toast, bagging both wins with aplomb. Poor Los Andes, on the other hand, have been left winless, not even managing a draw. Reflecting on their last tango on September 4, 2018, Quilmes Atlético Club hosted Los Andes and treated them to a delightful 2-0 loss.

Quilmes Atlético Club is riding high on momentum like a caffeine-fueled squirrel, coming off a solid 3-0 triumph against Racing de Córdoba. Meanwhile, Los Andes found themselves slipping on a banana peel, with a disappointing 0-1 loss to Rosario Central. In their respective leagues, Quilmes sits snug in fourth place, whereas Los Andes fondly occupies the sixth position, waiting for a friendly nudge up the ladder.

Some players are worth a closer look - if you can keep your eyes open between chuckles. E. Herrera has been drilling goals like a dentist with a caffeine buzz, being Quilmes' top gun with two goals to his shiny name. Conversely, A. Bellone has been playing the role of Santa, dishing out two assists for Los Andes. Defensive tactics just got a little more interesting.

The crème de la crème of Quilmes Atlético Club are Fernando Torrent with a dazzling rating of 7.2, Agustín Bindella swishing in with 7.15, and Alexis Francisco Flores at a respectful 7.07. Not to be outdone in the talent department, Los Andes parade their own stars: Guillermo Pereira gleaming at 7.5, Francisco Marco holding court with 7.35, and Sebastián López striding along at 7.23.

If possession stats were a popularity contest, Quilmes Atleticos and their 54.2% would strut onto the stage, while Los Andes saunters in quietly with 50.6%. Meanwhile, in the corner-off rounds, Quilmes churn out a respectable 5.11 corners per match to Los Andes' slightly better 5.33, edging them in the preemptive goal department.

For those disciplined at keeping things clean, Quilmes picks up 19 yellow cards and a solitary, scandalous red card. Los Andes, however, have a little more color in their world with 30 yellows but manage to stay rosy-cheeked sans any red.

Based on form, their previous romping tendencies, and all these quirky stats, put your money (or maybe just your best guess) on Quilmes Atlético Club galloping away with the win. Tread carefully, advisedly, but above all, merrily in your predictions!