U.S Raon-l'Étape vs Mulhouse: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sat, 29 Nov '25)

Picture this: The enthralling Coupe de France showdown is all set to kick off, not on a spaceship as one might romantically hope, but this Saturday, the 29th of November '25, UTC sharp. Prepare yourselves, folks, for an epic clash where history books have gathered dust since the teams last met, mainly because there is no recorded history – zero-to-zero in every conceivable category. You might even mistake their head-to-head record for a culinary contest between a muffin and a croissant, as no goals, victories, or ties have ever graced their past encounters.

U.S Raon-l'Étape recently strutted their stuff with a glorious 3-0 victory against Association Still Mutzig. They appear to be in fabulous form, like that friend who can finally pull off a bold new hairstyle without looking like they stuck their finger in an electrical socket. On the other hand, Mulhouse sneaked past US Ivry with a neat 1-0 win, akin to a quiet cat burglar who only clinks one teacup on their way out.

One can only draw conclusions from these peculiar and delightful performances. An analyst might say, "Forget about enigmatic historical data; who needs it when you've got current form as your crystal ball?" Given their recent matchup successes and impeccable hairdo moments on the field, U.S Raon-l'Étape seems poised to conquer the day. Yes, my unashamedly humorous prediction concludes with U.S Raon-l'Étape doing the cha-cha on Mulhouse's parade, and prancing triumphantly off the pitch with a victory under their belt.