Malmesbury Victoria FC vs Portland United FC: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sat, 18 Oct '25)

Get ready to witness a legendary non-showdown in the Isuzu FA Vase, where neither team has yet managed to register a victory or even a draw against each other! On Saturday, 18th October '25, the pitch will come alive with shenanigans as Malmesbury Victoria FC and Portland United FC attempt to break their impressively consistent streak of not playing each other.

So far, head-to-head stats look like a blank canvas, with a grand total of zero wins, zero losses, and obviously, zero draws between these two. Their last match didn't happen, leaving null undefined as the reigning champion of hypothetical matches.

Now let's analyze their latest escapades on the field: Malmesbury Victoria FC is fresh from a tête-à-tête with Carterton FC that ended in a baffling 2-5 loss, surely leaving them in need of some stratospheric pep talk. Conversely, Portland United FC seems to have been channeling their inner football maestro, clinching a 3-0 victory over Bournemouth FC.

With the humorously blank slate of direct encounters, and taking a sneaky peek at the current form, the magic eight-ball of football stats predicts that Portland United FC will strut away with a victory, buoyed by their winning momentum and a clean sheet!