Anzio vs Nocerina: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Wed, 24 Sep '25)

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the most knee-slapping encounter in the Serie D, Girone G! Set your alarms and prepare your snacks because this mind-bending match kicks off on Wed, 24 Sep '25. It promises to be a spectacle and a half, filled with enough drama to rival your favorite sitcom.

Let's dive into their enthralling history! When these two legends of the field have locked horns in their last three duels, Anzio’s win column has been as empty as a diet soda without the fizz. Nocerina, on the other hand, has tasted glorious victories twice, with the single draw smacked in there like an awkward dance move at a family wedding. Their last face-off on Sun 17 Mar 24, ended like a cliffhanger episode—predictably unpredictable.

Gliding on over to recent performances, Anzio managed to tiptoe away with a respectable 0-0 draw against Cynthialbalonga. Meanwhile, Nocerina was in a tight tango with Scafatese, finishing with a thrilling 1-1 scoreline. In the labyrinth of domestic leagues, Anzio finds itself at a cozy 10th place, while Nocerina is lounging in 14th position, dreaming of climbing the ranks.

Now, let’s huddle around the players for a moment. Nocerina, beware! Anzio's sharpshooter, J. A. Siqueira, has found the back of the net once this season. That’s right, a whole one time. Get ready for fireworks, folks! Although, both the teams share strikingly similar stats when it comes to, well, no stats! Anzio's average possession in matches is a groundbreaking 0%, miraculously matching Nocerina’s exact 0% possession. The number of corners? You guessed it, Anzio averages at mind-boggling 0 corners per match, with Nocerina sticking close to them in this riveting rivalry.

Discipline is another word for identical, as both squads boast zero yellow cards, zero red cards, and zero penalty goals conceded. If nothing else, they are setting a new standard in sportsmanly conduct. So, as you look to predict the outcome of this match, keep a keen eye on form and streaks! In the end, based on the non-existing stats, this nail-biter might just end as a stalemate between two teams tied in the art of gracefully drawing matches.