Kickers Emden vs SV Drochtersen/Assel: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Fri, 14 Nov '25)

Prepare your funny bones, because it's time to dissect the battle of the legends, or rather, the matchup of Kickers Emden versus SV Drochtersen/Assel, in the legendary Regionalliga Nord! Mark your calendars for a hysterically entertaining showdown on Friday, November 14th, ’25, local time. This game promises to be a rollercoaster of goals, gaffes, and groans.

In a plot twist that would even make a detective raise an eyebrow, the last three tête-à-têtes have seen SV Drochtersen/Assel run away with all the victories, leaving Kickers Emden with fewer wins than a tortoise in a hare race—zero, to be precise! Their last escapade on Friday, August 1, ’25, saw SV Drochtersen/Assel strut their stuff in a 3-1 home triumph. Kickers Emden left scratching their heads, wondering if they accidentally played musical chairs instead of football.

Flexing their muscles after a dramatic 2-2 draw with SV Meppen, Kickers Emden can be likened to an underdog aiming for the moon (or maybe at a better league position). Meanwhile, SV Drochtersen/Assel emerged victorious, galloping past SSV Jeddeloh 3-1, proving they’re quite the show-stealers. Within the dizzying highs and dangerous lows of domestic leagues, Kickers Emden are enjoying their home at position 12, and SV Drochtersen/Assel lounge in the swanky third spot.

On the player stage: SV Drochtersen/Assel might consider triple knotting F. Göttlicher’s shoelaces, as he has netted a fancy five times already this season and seems to be Kickers Emden's devious answer to scoring woes. But, wait! Before you attempt to peep into your crystal ball, here's a stat-tactic on possessions where both teams average a delightful 0%—perhaps they're saving energy for dance classes instead?! Corners? Don’t hold out for multi-dimensional action, with each team also averaging a mesmerizing 0! No corners to cut here!

As for the cards and penalties situation: it's a colorful tale of discipline—or lack thereof—where both Kickers Emden and SV Drochtersen/Assel have zero yellow cards, zero red cards, and have conceded just one penalty goal apiece. Now that’s what we call referee-friendly behavior!

With the numbers favorably tipping toward SV Drochtersen/Assel and the ghost history hinting at a continuum, odds are murmuring in favor of SV Drochtersen/Assel pirouetting their way to victory.