Herne Bay FC vs Hassocks FC: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sat, 29 Nov '25)

Get ready for a hilarious face-off in the Isthmian League, South East Division on a day that will be remembered for ages: Sat, 29 Nov '25 UTC. The stage is set for Herne Bay FC and Hassocks FC to clumsily tango once more, much like two left-footed dancers trying to cha-cha their way to victory.

In their previous and only head-to-head clash, Herne Bay FC couldn’t find their lucky socks and ended up losing 3-2 to Hassocks FC, a team that clearly knows how to rock their home turf. It’s like Herne Bay FC left their winning playbook in the locker room that day. So far, with Hassocks FC maintaining an undefeated streak (in this one single encounter), it's evident who the jitterbug champ is here.

Speaking of current momentum, Herne Bay FC is merrily rolling into this game after a somewhat humbling 1-4 loss to AFC Whyteleafe. Meanwhile, Hassocks FC, not to be outdone in the dramatic defeat department, recently stumbled 2-4 against Ashford United. Clearly, both teams are best buddies when it comes to sharing the art of losing, each trying to outdo the other in soccer comedy.

Looking at the domestic league standings, Herne Bay FC is sitting comfortably in the 7th spot, contemplating life and their shoe choices, while Hassocks FC lounges around in the 15th position, likely pondering how to claw their way up the ladder. Given the way stats are tickling everyone’s’ funny bones, all signs point to Hassocks FC pulling off yet another win, leaving Herne Bay FC searching for their misplaced rabbit’s foot and wondering if they need new cleats.