Columbia Lions vs Pennsylvania Quakers: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sun, 12 Oct '25)

Ahoy, sports enthusiasts! Buckle up for a rollicking ride into the hilarious world of NCAA Women’s Football. This Sunday, 12th October '25, at a time known only to the local timekeepers of Hogwarts, the Columbia Lions and the Pennsylvania Quakers will face off on a field likely made of grass or possibly cows. Last time these two titans locked horns, the Lions roared mightily, winning 3-0 while wearing their unlucky away socks.

Let's peer into their comedic match history. In the last three face-offs, it seems Columbia has been channeling their inner lion with three wins. Meanwhile, the Quakers have been… well, quaking with a grand total of zero wins. And yes, draw enthusiasts, you woke up today with zero good news because there were no draws either!

Taking a stroll down memory lane to their latest shenanigan, the Lions came in with a soft whimper after a 0-1 loss to the mystery novel known as Dartmouth Big Green. On the other hand, Pennsylvania Quakers managed to spectacularly align themselves in a loss constellation, going down 0-4 against the Brown Bears. Perhaps they were just testing the defensive limitlessness of the universe?

Keep your monocles on M. Tabion, the goal maestro for the Columbia Lions, who’s managed to break through and grace the stats sheet with a heroic one goal this season. Beware of T. Ferraro from the Pennsylvania Quakers, with his affinity for helpful gestures, claiming one assist as if he's giving directions on a road trip.

In our player comedy rankings, cunning Annabel Austen leads the Quakers with a majestic 7.23, followed by the enigmatic duo, Lauren Stevens with 7 and Taylor Ferraro lurking slightly behind at 6.96. For Columbia, starring Maia Tabion who scored a 6.98 but found herself being studiously chased by Evelyn Javers at 6.94 and Dema Elder at an ever-so-close 6.93.

In terms of holding onto the ball as if it glues to their feet, Columbia commands the possession with 55.6%, while Pennsylvania fancies intermittently letting it go—cue the Disney song—hovering around 47.4%. Columbia will be bending corners like a craftsman, creating an average of 4.33 corners per match while Pennsylvania circles cautiously at 3.33.

As for the manners on the pitch, Columbia has politely collected 3 yellow cards (just warming up, you could say) and Pennsylvania chancing upon 1 yellow, both maintaining virtuously red-free records.

Analyze the data, pull out your calculators, or consult your neighbor’s savvy cat—there can only be one fortune cookie cracked here. Considering their lion-hearted momentum, superior possession love, and the undeniable streak of past triumphs, the Columbia Lions seem poised to have the last laugh in this showdown and tuck another win under their belt!