Deportivo Achuapa vs CD Mictlán: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sun, 16 Nov '25)

Brace yourselves for a showdown of epic proportions in the Liga Guate Banrural, Apertura, happening on a sunny Saturday, November 16, 2025. Yes, mark your calendars, folks! It's Deportivo Achuapa versus CD Mictlán, where the rivalry is as real as your uncanny ability to lose socks in a laundry.

In the thrilling chronicles of their head-to-head escapades, Deportivo Achuapa has been the marauding giants, securing victory in two out of the last three matches. CD Mictlán, however, pulled a fast one and claimed a victory in their last face-off on September 14, 2025, much to Achuapa’s astonishment. At home, CD Mictlán managed a glorious 1-0 win that left their fans singing in showers and birds flying in synchronized patterns.

The saga of the league is equally entertaining, as both teams parade the mesmerizing art of drawing. Deportivo Achuapa, fresh from a 0-0 tango with CD Marquense, comes toeing the line of ninth position. Not to be outdone, CD Mictlán delivered a dramatic 1-1 masterpiece against CD Marquense, snugly sitting in the tenth place position. It's a thrilling battle of the not-so-ambient tempers when it comes to yellow cards, with CD Mictlán gleefully stockpiling 57 to Deportivo Achuapa's 43, while both teams christen the red cards in a neat tie of three each. Ah, the beauty of shared penalties conceded – a modest trio from both sides.

But here’s the twist: soccer meets the paranormal, with both teams boasting an eerily identical average possession of 0%, soaring to new heights of spectacle where the ball simply refuses to be possessed. And how are the corners faring, you ask? Take a wild guess! An average of zero for both, marking a mind-bending twist in this brilliant narrative. Though CD Mictlán might throw caution into the wind should J. Kleber, Deportivo Achuapa’s top scorer with a whopping three goals, decide the ball is not lava.

With stats that astound and a flair for drama that is unparalleled, the field is set, dear fans. Based on sheer statistical bedazzlement and the prowess of brooding over yellow cards, our crystal ball has consulted fervently. By the whim of metrics, Deportivo Achuapa, despite the cosmic possession mysteries, is poised to dazzle the field and clinch that vital win!