Bordeaux vs La Roche Vendée: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sat, 26 Apr '25)

The eagerly anticipated showdown in the National 2, Groupe B, will take the stage on the fine day of Saturday, 26th April 2025, at precisely the time when fans and clocks align for some local time shenanigans.

When these two teams clashed horns the last time around, Bordeaux emerged victorious with a tight-knit 1-0 triumph, leaving La Roche Vendée to lick their proverbial wounds. It's a tale of one match where Bordeaux has flexed their muscles just once, while La Roche Vendée was left feeling like that one forgotten sock in the dryer—zero win to fold up proudly and not a single draw to boast about.

Both teams are stepping into froggery with their own cosmic fortunes. Bordeaux, recently outwitted by Stade Briochin with a 0-1 defeat, has matched wits with wins and losses. On the flip side, La Roche Vendée is riding high on a 4-0 thrashing of Bourges Foot 18, as they saunter into this clash. Both teams miraculously share the same exalted position in their domestic leagues—position zero. Unheard of, isn't it?

Player performance stats? Absolutely riveting! Bordeaux flashes a trump card named A. Carroll, whose feet have been hugging the back of the net the most—ten times and still counting. La Roche Vendée defenders might want to buddy up and keep a leash on this goal machine before he runs riot.

Engage your calculators, folks! As of now, Bordeaux claims zero percent of the ball during matches, but La Roche Vendée isn't feeling much more control with an identical zero percent possession rate. If you're pondering corner-ous predictions for this match-up, behold! Bordeaux has an average of zero corners per match while La Roche Vendée is zero for none as well. Talk about riveting stat symmetry!

Now, as for their card collections—Bordeaux holds one shiny yellow and two fierce reds, not to mention a single penalty heartbreak. La Roche Vendée's card books seem significantly lighter with one humble yellow and a spectacularly clean record sporting zero reds and penalties.

Predicting match outcomes without consulting tea leaves or fortune cookies can indeed feel like destiny. Yet, here we go: It's a battle of wits, goals, and perhaps comically low possession percentages. Judging by stats with a pinch of our humorous intuition, Bordeaux, with its one previous successful endeavor, might just clinch another victory in this entertaining narrative!