Little Common FC vs AFC Varndeanians: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sat, 08 Nov '25)

Prepare yourself for a football face-off like no other, as the Southern Combination League Premier Division brings to the stage a match that promises to be filled with many a wheeze and guffaw. The talented sides of Little Common FC and AFC Varndeanians will once again battle it out on Sat, 08 Nov '25, as their fans sharpen their wits for what is sure to be an unforgettable showdown. In their previous scuffles, both gladiators have claimed victory just once, resulting in a deadlock of playful one-upmanship — all tied up with neither team opting for the grace of a draw.

In their last comedic encounter back on Tue 18 Mar 25, Little Common FC burned some serious rubber by edging out a 3-2 home triumph against AFC Varndeanians. It was a match that left everyone giggling and winking, with Little Common showing no mercy in their backyard. But more recently, the field has been a slippery banana peel for both squads. Little Common FC tumbled to an eye-watering 0-4 defeat at the hands of Steyning Town Community FC, while AFC Varndeanians tripped over Peacehaven & Telscombe to a score of 1-4. These recent escapades in slapstick football have left both clubs scratching their heads and their positions—Little Common FC sitting in disguised comfort at 12th, while AFC Varndeanians are experiencing vertigo at 20th place.

With statistics grumbling like a well-used whoopee cushion, the time has come for bold predictions. Gazing into the crystal ball of ridiculousness, it seems Little Common FC, with their slight edge and an inexplicable preference for late-game antics, might just have the upper hand. If they play their cards right and dodge any more proverbial banana skins, Little Common FC could very well be the ones kicking up their heels in victory by the end of the day.