Northwestern Oklahoma State Rangers vs Kansas Wesleyan Coyotes: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Tue, 25 Nov '25)

The fearless Northwestern Oklahoma State Rangers are bracing themselves to lock horns with the cunning Kansas Wesleyan Coyotes in the upcoming NCAA Men's tournament, scheduled for a showdown on Tuesday, 25th November, '25. But wait until you see the stat sheet – and the jokes – we have for you. It's numbers with a touch of comedy, perfect for those who need a little chuckle before making decisions on which team to bet their lunch money on.

Feeling like a well-coordinated dance where neither partner steps on toes, these two fierce rivals have quite the history of not having a history. Indeed, out of the spectacular grand total of zero matches played against one another, the wins stand evenly at zero for Northwestern Oklahoma State Rangers and a thrilling zero for Kansas Wesleyan Coyotes. It's all to play for – statistically speaking!

Their previous tango on court was a nail-biting spectacle where the decisive winner, "null," soared to victory with an undefined finish, artfully demonstrated by both teams shooting an impeccable 0% on free throws and three-pointers alike. Defensively, each showcased their pristine coordination by also securing zero rebounds, and what's even more impressive, they turned the ball over zero times with aplomb.

As the Rangers rebound from a nail-bitingly close defeat of 66-68 to the enigmatic Jamestown Jimmies, they hope to pitch a tent on victory grounds. Meanwhile, the Coyotes scamper onward licking their 55-83 wounds from a duel with the volcanic Hawaii Hilo Vulcans. The narrative leading up to this battle clearly has all the makings of an epic saga, filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few baskets this time.

Based on these stats – or lack thereof – my highly professional, not-at-all-comical prediction is that the fans might win the coin-flipping Olympics, but let’s root for an exciting game regardless! Given past performances, I'd wager a captivating game of competitive catching up is in store. Yet if I were pressed to hazard a non-statistical guess, I'd say the popcorn vendors are the true winners here.