Minnesota Timberwolves vs Guangzhou Loong Lions: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Tue, 14 Oct '25)

In a clash that promises to be as thrilling as watching paint dry, the Minnesota Timberwolves are all set to take on the Guangzhou Loong Lions in the NBA Preseason tournament on Tuesday, October 14, 2025. Both teams are warming up to step onto the court, eager to showcase their skills, or perhaps their uncanny ability to mimic a mime – stats suggest it could go either way!

Much like a pair of pants without pockets, these teams don't have much of a storied history against each other. So far, Minnesota Timberwolves and Guangzhou Loong Lions have faced off a grand total of zero times. A statistical deadlock of epic proportions, with Minnesota winning zero and Guangzhou matching that mighty record with their own zero victories.

In their last non-existent match-up, both teams showcased stats wetter than a fish’s handshake. Free throws? Zero percent success all around. Three-pointers? Equally as elusive. The teams' defenses were as impenetrable as a donut hole, with a classic showing of a hearty zero rebounds each. At least they were really nice to each other, recording zero turnovers in a display of camaraderie. And when it came to scoring in a flurry, both teams sat at the equally impressive record of scoring nothing in a row.

However, Minnesota Timberwolves swagger into this showdown on the heels of a victory, having outscored the Denver Nuggets 126-116. Meanwhile, the Guangzhou Loong Lions come with a slightly less triumphant tale, narrowly losing 102-103 to the Jilin Northeast Tigers. Based on these earth-shattering insights, when it comes to choosing a winner, one might be tempted to give a cautious nod towards the Timberwolves for crafty point scoring. But hey, if you're a fan of plot twists, Guangzhou could paint the town red - just bring your own brush!