Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds vs New Mexico Highlands Cowboys: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sun, 16 Nov '25)

Prepare yourselves for an epic showdown, basketball enthusiasts, as the Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds trot onto the court to face the galloping New Mexico Highlands Cowboys in a thrilling NCAA Men tournament game scheduled for Sunday, 16th of November, 2025. It's time for some basket-based banter, where stats aren’t just numbers; they’re the punchlines to a comedic clash between these two formidable teams. Who will reign supreme in this face-off between the Greyhounds and the Cowboys? We're diving headfirst into the statistical whirlpool to find out!

Now, unless the rules of counting have changed, last we checked, three plus three still equals six. That's how many victories these teams have shared between them over their previous five encounters, with Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds sneakily nabbing three wins and New Mexico Highlands Cowboys also somehow managing to snag three. The cosmos must be confused! But fear not, a tie in the realms of numbers makes this narrative all the more hilarious. As of that last encounter on that not-so-fateful Saturday, 9th of November, 2024, Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds stamped their furry paws on the game with a triumphant 94-82 win against the Cowboys. Talk about bringing a dog to a horse race and letting it win!

Now, let's get statistical, shall we? Statistical performance comparison from the last game reads more like the punchline of a joke with symmetrical surprise – no free throws, no three-pointers, no rebounds, no turnovers, and a grand total of zero points scored in a row! If it weren’t for the scoreboard, one might have thought both teams joined the witness protection program instead of a basketball court. Despite this, Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds pounced their way to victory in this numerical non-event. It's a stats showdown to remember, even if there’s not much to remember!

As the momentum they ride upon naps like a lazy river, Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds cruised in on a narrow loss, 78-79 to Lubbock Christian Chaparrals. New Mexico Highlands Cowboys, on the other hand, are galloping over from a 67-91 defeat at the hooves of Montana State Billings Yellowjackets. How does this comedic race unfold? The stats whisper secrets to those who listen, jokingly hinting that the might of the Greyhounds might just outshine the Cowboys’ cowboy hats.

Given our statistical serenade, we boldly predict that this amusing statistic’un rendezvous leans towards the Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds. Though numbers played no serious tunes, the echoes of past victories suggest they'll have the last laugh in this upcoming bout. So, basketball bettors and watchers alike, let the games begin and may the best punchline win!