Florida Gulf Coast Eagles vs Chattanooga Mocs: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Sat, 15 Nov '25)

Brace yourselves for the match-up of the century (in an alternate universe), as the Florida Gulf Coast Eagles take on the Chattanooga Mocs in the NCAA Men's tournament, scheduled for Saturday, 15th November 2025. Prepare for a statistical showdown that feels more like a comedy sketch than a basketball game!

Sizing up these two teams is a bit like comparing invisible apples to see-through oranges, as neither team has faced off before in recorded history. Yes, that's right—zero previous encounters, zero decisive victories, and a record-keeping error the likes of which basketball analysts are still laughing about to this day.

The last encounter—let's call it the great invisible game—boasted some legendary non-statistics. Both teams were positively on fire, reflected in their 0% performance from the free-throw line and beyond the arc. In a valiant passing of the basketball baton, they collectively held onto the ball for a record total of exactly zero turnovers. Defensive plays were too sneaky to count, with a combined total of zero rebounds, giving the phrase "it was like they weren't even there" an entirely new level of accuracy.

As for current form, Florida Gulf Coast Eagles recently flirted with victory, slipping away with a 94-95 loss to Georgia Southern Eagles. Meanwhile, Chattanooga Mocs found themselves outpaced in a high-scoring extravaganza, bowing out 69-101 to the UNLV Runnin' Rebels in a game that truly ran away from them.

Now, with both teams carrying the weight of their last games into this epic face-off, who will claim the crown in this magically mysterious matchup? Analyzing these whimsical stats, it seems the real winner of this game might just be that vending machine on the sideline, because when it comes to an event where stats are as non-existent as Bigfoot's shoe size, we're all winners by default!