Oregon State Beavers vs Vermont Catamounts: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Thu, 04 Dec '25)

Prepare yourselves for an epic basketball showdown as the Oregon State Beavers lace up against the Vermont Catamounts in the NCAA Men's Tournament this Thursday, December 4th. Grab your popcorn, maybe even some stale pretzels, and dive into our statistical analysis that’s more entertaining than a cat stuck in a bag trying to claw its way out.

Now, don't get too excited, but when it comes to head-to-head encounters, these two are like distant pen pals who’ve never met. Zero wins for the Beavers, which matches the Catamounts' impressive collection of zero victories in their non-existent history of clashes. The last time these titans didn't meet on the court was memorable because precisely nothing happened.

In their fictional last dance, Oregon State Beavers went for a flawless 0 out of 0 free throws and matched the Vermont Catamounts' uncanny ability to achieve a perfect score of 0 out of 0 as well. Three-pointers? Same story—Oregon State with a heroic 0 out of 0, and Vermont showing equal prowess with another big fat zero. Defensive stats also echo a parallel universe where both teams were just too cool to grab any rebounds or cause turnovers.

While the Oregon State Beavers recently had a 65-73 heart-thumper loss against the Massachusetts Minutemen, the Vermont Catamounts pounced on the Princeton Tigers in a thrilling 79-74 victory. The Beavers are still licking their wounds, while the Catamounts come roaring into this game on a high note.

Based purely on stats, our crystal basketball predicts with a chuckle that those frisky Catamounts are poised to outwit the Beavers. So, dear fans, brace yourselves for a clash of epic neutrality, but if we had to choose, our nonexistent data gives a whimsical nod to Vermont. Let the games begin!