UTEP Miners vs St Thomas Celts: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Thu, 20 Nov '25)

On the anticipated date of Thursday, November 20th, 2025, the UTEP Miners are set to engage in a thrilling face-off against the St Thomas Celts in the NCAA Men tournament. The excitement bubbles as fans eagerly prepare themselves for a spectacle, which might require popcorn and maybe even a dictionary for deciphering those play calls. We're diving into the stats analysis and prediction pool with no floaties to help you choose which market to bet on without slipping on the statistical banana peel.

As these two teams lock horns, the historical scoreboard is as empty as a desert's water source; the Miners have not yet secured a victory, and neither have the Celts, in their past zero head-to-head showdowns. To add to the suspense, the last thriller between these rivals — or lack thereof — was as groundbreaking as a stuck record player. Think you've seen it all? Well, hold their previous match date against a non-winning team called "null," with "undefined" claiming a victory. Thrilling, right?

The statistical landscape doesn't need a calculator — both teams share more zeros than a tale about nothing. Both teams managed, impressively, to not make any free throws or three-pointers at an impressive rate of 0%. Defensive prowess was also at an all-time high with UTEP's zero rebounds stacking up fiercely against St Thomas's majestic zero. Turnovers were just as elusive, showcasing both teams at zero, and with a score streak that equals the number of cool dinosaurs in the Sahara, there was no scoring rampage.

Now, let's peek at current form: the UTEP Miners are probably strutting in a victory dance, having panned the Western New Mexico Mustangs 107-70, transforming their opponents into galloping giggles. Meanwhile, the St Thomas Celts triumphed with a resounding 89-55 victory over CBS Ambassadors, who probably needed more than just diplomacy to rise.

In this clash of epic underdogs, based purely on the stats, expect a close encounter fit for the annals of non-existent competitive history. But if the Miners can channel their impressive recent win, they might just dig deep and unearth a triumph over the Celts, whose recent victory could make them want to bag their fame in this upcoming showdown. Grab your metaphorical jersey, chomp on those stats, and bet your novelty foam finger on the UTEP Miners emerging with less dust on their boots and a golden nugget of a win!