Southern Wesleyan Warriors vs Columbus State Cougars: Prediction, Head-to-Head, Odds & Stats (Fri, 14 Nov '25)

Gather around, basketball aficionados, as we prepare for a thrilling face-off in the NCAA Men’s tournament. It’s the Southern Wesleyan Warriors taking on the Columbus State Cougars this coming Friday, November 14, 2025. And oh boy, do we have a comedy of numbers for you that’ll help you predict who might end up victorious!

When it comes to face-to-face showdowns between these two squads, it’s as though they’ve both decided not to bother showing up—and the stat sheet supports this, with zero wins for either side. Their last meeting on the court was an invisible spectacle, with no evident winner, probably because it never really happened, and perhaps the audience just ghosted. Don’t worry, the record books remain just as blank as your ex’s acknowledgment of your last message.

Now hold onto your hats, because here come the nail-biting stats from their last imaginary encounter. Southern Wesleyan Warriors have generously recorded 0 out of 0 free throws, which stunningly matches the adept efficiency of the Columbus State Cougars, who nailed an identical 0 out of 0. Their three-point shooting skills were equally stellar – or lack thereof – in this nonexistent duel, leading to a fantastic zero success rate for both teams. Rebounds? Forget it. Both teams were masters in not touching the ball, with neither bothering the rebound counters. Turnovers were as common as unicorns in this match, with both teams scoring a pure zero. In fact, the score streaks could only be matched by a mathematical impossibility: zero consecutive points.

However, not everything is spinach dip at the party; there have been actual recent games. The Southern Wesleyan Warriors bravely succumbed 92-97 to the Shorter Hawks, while the cougars had their tails handed to them by the North Carolina Pembroke Braves to the tune of 80-91. Both teams are charging into this game fresh from losses likely to be the subject of some serious pep talks.

In this battle of wit and equal statistical Fibonacci chaos, we predict the warriors will finally claim a victory in this eagerly awaited ghost of a showdown. If they only improve by a tiny fraction, they might end up painting the court with... well, a score that counts. Brace yourselves for an exciting evening, folks!